My wife leads the four-year-olds at our church and witnessed the following darkly hilarious look at Christian debate.

During a review segment, the kids were asked to guess who “this person” was. The prompt was, “I created the whole world in one week.”

One little boy immediately answered, “God!”

A second boy chimed in, “Jesus!”

The first boy said, “No, it’s GOD!” And punched the second boy in the face.

Ah, the church.