Top 20 Stupid Things I Love About Being Married

1. I tell her she has an enormous butt and she says, "Aw, thanks!" because she knows it's a compliment without me having to explain it. 2. Poop is a conversation starter, not ender. 3. Erotica is funnier than stand-up comedy. 4. Finally, I can talk for hours about Jane Austen's books and nobody tells … Continue reading Top 20 Stupid Things I Love About Being Married