Just a little something fun for you guys. I got an author interview with writer H. L. Burke, author of the Nyssa Glass books (click here to see her stuff). However, this interview is not the normal, "How'd you get started," "Tell us about your book" fare. That would be normal. No, I got questions … Continue reading My Random Interview with H.L. Burke
It's one of those questions asked by scoffers and people who took one philosophy class. Why does an all-powerful, self-sufficient God need to be worshiped? Sometimes, they're asking why they need to worship God at church, but I'll answer that in another post. Right now, why does God need to be worshiped at all? For … Continue reading “Why Does God NEED to be Worshiped?” Because I’m a Geek, That’s Why
Want to freak out a Christian? Cuss. Just once. Not even at them, just in passing. I promise you they'll jump a little. Seriously, do it one time for fun. Then giggle. Then repent, ya Godless jerkface. Did you see that? I can call you a jerkface and not get in trouble even though jerkface … Continue reading What Makes Cuss Words so Gosh Darn Bad?
So it's Halloween and you have no costume. Your home, workplace, or whatever is filled with monsters, skanks, and obscure references you don't get. Whether you forgot a costume, couldn't afford one, or just didn't care, here are ten surefire answers for that idiot who looks at your jeans and polo and asks, "What are … Continue reading Top 10 Lazy Halloween Costume Excuses
Random Stranger: Mitt Romney. You: What?! RS: That's who I voted for in 2012. You: We were talking about that? RS: We are now. You: Oh...well, I voted for- RS: Don't care. Mitt Romney. That's what it's like to encounter a bumper sticker. Bumper stickers are the answers to questions that nobody asked. They're just … Continue reading A Rant Against Bumper Stickers
You know you've been dying for this list. I don't care if you've seen a hundred of them, you still want to see another one condemning the pieces of trash that assault our ears every year. Why is it that bad Christmas songs are worse than bad songs? Is it because there are six renditions … Continue reading Top 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever
The other day, I saw a Kindergarten boy playing a game on his dad's iPad called "Shoot the Moon." It's one of those silly app games that's as simple as its title. You tap the screen to shoot a rocket at the moon. Of course, the moon moves around the screen, singing "In the … Continue reading A Children’s Game Worse than Grand Theft Auto!?