Honorable Mention--Snow This is actually a winter thing, not just a Christmas thing, but Christmas falls in winter, so I had to cheat. Who had such a horrible childhood that they didn't enjoy the falling of snow? Little white flakes cascading through the air, building up and threatening to cancel school. True, now that I'm … Continue reading 10 Christmas Things That Make Me Feel Like A Kid Again
You know, eating can be dangerous! I've eaten a pretty darn good amount of food in my day (and the day before and the day before) and I've seen just how much damage can come from our favorite past time. So, for fun, I collected five and listed them out here. Enjoy! Or die, either … Continue reading 5 Worst Food Injuries
First off, Happy Thanksgiving to those of you so bored by the festivities that you're actually reading my blog. Much love! Well, you know what most of us bloggers are doing around this time: the same thing EVERYBODY IN THE ENTIRE BLEEDING WORLD IS DOING!!! Asking you what you're thankful for. And yes, it's Thanksgiving, so … Continue reading A Less-Lame Thanksgiving Post
Yesterday, I posted a...well, a post, I guess...about how I disagree with going the legal route in trying to make the world healthier. Instead, I argued that people should discipline themselves instead of blaming others and/or making ineffective laws that change no one. Unfortunately, I left out one key point: the cost. A friend of … Continue reading So Poor People Are Lazy?–A Quick Addendum to Yesterday’s Post
My wife and I went to McDonald's last night because we're young and our hearts can still take that kind of abuse. I walked up to the counter, looked at the menu to see which number I wanted to order, and then literally jerked. There was something new on the menu: calorie content. Everything on the … Continue reading Government: For When You Can’t Do It Yourself
The world says I'm supposed to like a lot of things, but i don't. So I made this list. Nuff said. This is a list of stuff I'm supposed to like for one reason or another, but really, really, really, REALLY don't for one reason or another. I'll include why I'm SUPPOSED to like them … Continue reading 10 Things I’m Supposed to Like But Don’t
I know that "technically," fall hasn't started and that "technically," it already has. The fall solstice is on September 23, so that's the "official" beginning to fall, but let's be honest, it's never that simple. Thousands of kids from 5 to 30 have already returned to school, so for them, summer is already over. That's … Continue reading Autumn, the Super-Happy Fun Slide of Awesome!
When we got married, my wife and I had a few ideas about what our honeymoon would be like. Aside from the obvious (giggidy), this was going to be the most indulgent vacation we ever had. We had worked hard and were tired and really wanted to let go, so we did! We take vacations … Continue reading Filled with the Good Stuff
Oreo cookies supported gay pride. Oh...wait...what? A cookie company supported...I...didn't know they supported stuff. Are the Keebler elves Republicans now, too? Whether right or wrong, this was some weird news to see. But the picture of the Oreo with the seven rainbow cream fillings looked DELICIOUS. I heard this on the Phillip de Franco show … Continue reading Christian Freakouts! The GAE COOKEEEZ!