What Makes Cuss Words so Gosh Darn Bad?

Want to freak out a Christian? Cuss. Just once. Not even at them, just in passing. I promise you they'll jump a little. Seriously, do it one time for fun. Then giggle. Then repent, ya Godless jerkface. Did you see that? I can call you a jerkface and not get in trouble even though jerkface … Continue reading What Makes Cuss Words so Gosh Darn Bad?

Top 10 Lazy Halloween Costume Excuses

So it's Halloween and you have no costume. Your home, workplace, or whatever is filled with monsters, skanks, and obscure references you don't get. Whether you forgot a costume, couldn't afford one, or just didn't care, here are ten surefire answers for that idiot who looks at your jeans and polo and asks, "What are … Continue reading Top 10 Lazy Halloween Costume Excuses

5 Ways Being Horribly Sick Helped Me Appreciate Pregnant/Laboring Women

I'm a guy, so naturally I know all about childbirth. You waddle around nine months, get good parking spaces, people treat you nice, then you go to the hospital, hold your breath and push, ¬†and pow! Tax deduction. Simple, right? WRONG! Men, we have been lied to. It turns out, childbirth is really, really unpleasant. … Continue reading 5 Ways Being Horribly Sick Helped Me Appreciate Pregnant/Laboring Women