What's a Hell Scare? An old-school Christian tactic that won souls by literally scaring the Hell out of someone. Hey, don't wanna burn in the lake of fire, right? Better become a Christian, or Jesus gon' getcha! As a result, generations of Christians and non-Christians alike grew up terrified of the notions of Hell. Now Jesus … Continue reading Top 5 Hell Scares–#5, Toasty Christmases
Remember when kids movie were meant to traumatize rather than pander? Forget all the Don Bluth movies, forget The Black Couldron, let's talk about The Brave Little Toaster. I watched this recently for nostalgia sake and I think this movie may be the reason I am so sick in the head. Marketed as a cute little movie … Continue reading Brave Little Toaster–Darkest Kids Movie Ever??
I'm feeling nostalgic today (as with any day that ends in Y), so I decided to take a look back at some stuff. Yes, I know, real original, but I have one feature that makes my segment different...SHUT UP! That's what. Today, I want to look back on a book series that I loved as … Continue reading Remembering…Animorphs
What cartoon defines 90's animation better than the Animaniacs? Fun, upbeat, slapstick comedy at its best, when cartoons were content to be silly. The show won EIGHT freaking daytime Emmys! But sadly, not all of the segments were winners. I decided to go through the segments of the Animaniacs and line up the worst segments … Continue reading Worst-to-Best Animaniacs Segments